FREE REIKI DE-ATTUNEMENTS!
© 2002 James Deacon
would like to remind all members of the Reiki Community about this
exciting new weekly event:
Reiki De-Attunements !
that's right DE-Attunements!
Sick and tired
of hearing about free Attunements ?
Wish you had
never received those 64,841 different attunements (or should that
be 'initiations') into namby-pamby all sickly 'sweetness and lightworker'
say you were initiated into:
"We used to think it was Sai Baba - but now we've discovered
it was really some OTHER orange-clad master with a cool-dude Afro
what to do with all those Certificates you got with all those irresistible
'gratis' Reiki Attunements (especially the ones you got when you
collected five 'principles' tokens from special packs of Kellogg's
corn flakes) - or the ones you made with your children's favourite
crayons to validate all those Self-attunements you learnt from that
'Essentially Wicca in a Reiki Frock' book?
Do you remember
the good old days before you got sucked into the dark and nefarious
cult that is Reiki?
- before you
became brainwashed into this "aw diddums - Reiki-weiki kiss
it all better - there, there, there" molly-coddled mindset,
that says you have to Reiki every little thing that hurts - that
every little natural bodily sensation must be Reikied away in case
- perish the thought - you might actually feel any of the everyday
aches and pains that let you know you're really alive?
Well help is
With this new,
tried and tested (well, sort of) process, you can be De-Attuned
in minutes - say good bye to all those irritating and embarrassing
Tell all those
'groundhog-day' type re-attunement junkies (who keep pestering to
re-attune them over and over again - just because they know you
are a Reiki Master) to go and take a flying chokurei..
Tear up those
- and wear
no longer attuned to Reiki - don't come crying to me cos you got
a hangover - go bug some Reiki do-gooder who gives a damn"
lapel badge with pride
So, come on, what are you waiting for - sign up today!
Just add your
name to the free distant De-Attunement list in the database section
(of the email@example.com Group site)
- not forgetting
to mention which specific Reikis you want to be De-Attuned to (or
should that be 'from' - English is my second language after all)
Remember you only need De-Attunement to/from each Reiki style ONCE
- the only circumstance in which you will need a Re-De-Attunement
is if you are stupid enough to get yourself re-attuned to that style
at a later date
We are not
here to cater to the insecurities of would-be Reiki De-Attunement
junkies who through their own inadequacies feel the need to be De-Attuned
on a weekly basis.
you aren't confined to requesting De-Attunement solely for yourself
- and this
is where the FUN starts:
a Reiki master (or practitioner of any level for that matter) who
really annoys you - pretentious, holier-than-thou, egocentric, money-grabbing?
(Yes I can see that mental list growing exponentially as you think
about it - and take my name off that list IMMEDIATELY!))
for the hell of it, why not add THEIR name to the free distant De-Attunement
Or, pick a
Master who really winds you up - but instead of adding THEIR name
to the list, add all their students' names and watch the fur fly
as the students demand their 'energy exchange' (i.e. attunement
(allowing that you haven't undergone the De-Attunement Process yourself)
- add someone's name to the list, then in a month or so send them
a fresh distant Re-attunement - give it a month, then add them to
the list again, and so on....
figure out why one month the Reiki Flows and the next it doesn't...
These are just
a few suggestions - I'm sure that you will come up with many more
novel (and I hope devious) applications for the free distant De-Attunement
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